Matt Gaetz’ Liver 🍸
@MattGaetzLiver
Daddy Gaetz buys Matt and I out of our DUIs. 🍸🚔🍸 Although I’m drowning in alcohol and rotting with cirrhosis, I still have opinions.
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28-07-2017 02:34:08
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Jeffrey Dahmer’s deportment and dietary preferences started with killing defenseless animals.
#KristiNoemIsAMonster
#PuppyKiller
Kristi Noem
Has there ever been a more miserable sonofabitch than this malcontented, smelly old fuck? He is ALWAYS bitching, whining and complaining about something….anything….everything.
What a sad and tortured life he lives.
I’m renaming him #GameyWhinehouse .
#ColinJost
#WHCA
Lara Trump What is wrong with this dumb, talentless, botoxed, annoying, self absorbed bitch?
If Kristi Noem had married David Huckabee, they would have had many joyous years together murdering dogs for their pleasure and amusement.
(She would have still been fucking Corey Lewandowski on the side though.)
Kristi Noem Corey R. Lewandowski Gov. Mike Huckabee Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Hayden Clarkin Caitlyn Jenner Donald J. Trump It makes him a man that dresses in women’s clothes. He has lost the right to call himself a trans woman, because he is not.
He is a garden variety transvestite and a small minded, low functioning member of the MAGA cult.
Poison Ivy Matt Gaetz’ Liver 🍸 Nick Kupper Matt Gaetz Moron is a person of low intelligence. The R word is a slur against people who are mentally DISABLED. Morons can educate themselves out of it, a mentally disabled person cannot. Does that make sense now, MORON?
Hey kids, this is how the MAGA folks respond when they’ve lost an argument. Nothing to do with the subject at hand, just childish name calling. I wonder where they’ve picked up that habit
Poison Ivy
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
Nick Kupper Matt Gaetz So EVERY SINGLE PERSON that doesn’t agree with you side is insane? It that it?
You guys are not even trying to hide your abject stupidity anymore.
Are you EVER in your district or at work in Washington?
You’re such a narcissistic, clout chasing media whore.
Matt Gaetz
David Pecker is the first witness ? Who’s up next?….Dick Johnson and Rod Trouser Snake?
#TrumpTrial
Trump Media should change their ticker symbol from DJT to TLS..
The Laughing Stock.🤣
#ETTD #Tanking #Implosion
#GetOutBeforeYouLoseItAll
What a lovely way to start the day.
#RIPNicoleBrown
#RIPRonGoldman
#RotInHellOzJSimpson
General Gaetz consults Trumpy for some advice on sex crimes coverups. And boy does Donny know his stuff! #TrumpForPrison2024 #MattGaetzIsGoingToPrison #trumpisarapist #TrueBlue #BlueWave2024
Well, we can cross acting off the list of potential occupations for Lauren Handsy Boebert after she gets Cawthorned in the Colorado primary. Lauren Boebert
As hilariously illustrated here, absolutely everyone knows that Lindsey Graham is a self loathing, mincing old closet queen.
One that has spent a lifetime oppressing the LGBTQ community. Lindsey Graham
This ridiculous rhetoric is purely Westboro Baptist Church-like culty nonsense.
God is sending messages with eclipses and earthquakes?
So, what is he telling us when the sun goes down every day, Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 ? Or how about when it rains? You are such a fucking clown.
#MAGACult