6'3, 215 pounds isn't what it used to be 😆

Welp.

We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down:

1-44: 0
45: 71
46: 0

DeSantis to Replace Disney World with “Dilbert” Theme Park newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via The New Yorker

“Fox News is to journalism what the Mafia is to capitalism — same basic genre, but a morally corrupt perversion of the real thing.” Thomas Friedman

Republicans Blindsided That People Who Vote Believe in Democracy newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via The New Yorker

A real quote from Donald Trump about tonight’s results:

'Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all.'

Matt Wilstein

Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via The New Yorker

Biden Releases Marijuana Offenders from Prison to Make Room for Trump Administration newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via The New Yorker

It's an embarrassment that Donald Trump was ever our president. It's an embarrassment that so many still support him, and that so many others in his party cower before him.

Ketanji Brown Jackson Bravely Infiltrates Shadowy Alt-Right Group newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via The New Yorker

Nation Stunned to Learn Trump May Have Committed Fraud newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

Mr. Newberger