Amy Pistone(@apistone) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Petition to change 'swift' to 'squishy' in all of Homer. Would DEFINITELY read about the adventures of squishy-foot Achilles!

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lala || is using eggmimi as a coping mechanism(@LalaDoesTweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*weeps brokenly* h— hims— hims whole baby!!! hims Teeny tiny big dark eye squishy foot pudgy hand BABYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*weeps brokenly* h— hims— hims whole baby!!! hims Teeny tiny big dark eye squishy foot pudgy hand BABYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Martha Clydesdale(@MarthaTheHorse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have good news and bad news.

Bad news: I slipped my foot out of daddy's hand while he was picking my hooves (that could have broken my hoof).

Good news: I landed the tip of my hoof right on daddy's boot just behind the steel toe cap. Daddy's squishy foot saved mine.

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eBay Ads(@eBayAds) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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