World Famous Outlast Trials 'Game Awards reaction clown' reacts again to resounding applause. Checking out the 1.0 release! #AD #TheOutlastTrials

Twitch -> Tomato. Live now!
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Had a 'living-cartoon moment' where I tipped a box over and destroyed every item in my garage in some absurd domino-effect, despite moments prior establishing that there was no way the catalyst box would tip. I am ruined. Reduced to a punchline.

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More Fanart- Can't wait for the Barotrauma show tonight- this ones for the whole crew Criken Tomato BedBanana charborg 🐟 Buck Sam Thorne Lawlman

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waiting the whole Starfield trailer hoping id see my boy again.

proud to announce i will be playing 'the tree guy'

taking a week off to recharge and work on new stream stuff. Use this time to think long and hard about my new concept for utilizing babies' brains as they sleep to mine bitcoins along the blockchain.

They don't do anything the work will be good for them.

today my withering body finally reached its new low when I got a papercut on my 2-ply toilet paper

Why pay for antivirus software when you can just name a passworded zip-file on your desktop 'all my valuables and money'?
Once the hacker cracks the password and enters very quickly re-zip them inside and dispose of their digital corpse in the recycling bin.

Just had one of those dreams where you notice you're in one but instead of getting super powers everyone else in it got really frickin mad at me.
I got yelled at by dream people for 'wasting their time' and then everyone left. Just sat alone for 20 minutes confused then woke up.

I'm happy to announce all the money people give me online is dumped into duffel bags and thrown into the ocean. Find my treasure. Its out there.

I spent 7 hours putting this team of Pokémon champions together. It was worth it.

Every 3-4 months I experience a horrific flashback and collapse, remembering that as a 9-year-old I naruto-ran in soccer games, in front of dozens of parents and children.

I can't move on because a twisted part of me still believes it MAY have made me faster. I'll never know.

Some spider the size of my thumb just walked in front of me, stared me down, then curled into a ball LIKE FRICKIN' SAMUS FROM METROID and hastily rolled into the darkness.
This has happened to me once before as a child. No one believed me then either. This spider is my cryptid.