GOOD MORNING HOOSIERS

“Today I got time”

Not gay.

Cult-like blue blood fanbase chases out program legend, discovers the job isn’t quite as desirable as previously thought due to pressure and magnitude, ends up with Mormon Archie Miller. Probably no lessons to be learned for us there

Thank you!

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I made $100. Indiana basketball is crushing it in the portal. The weather in Chicago is getting really nice. I’m a 6’6 heterosexual male. All important things to remember today.

You’d think the dude running the fart eliminator would be nicer to a guy who just put in the work to learn how to fart on command.

Thank you WBR for being my fart champion. To repay you I promise to not show these pictures to anyone.

same energy

WHITE BOY RICK SAVES THE DAY!

WHAT A MOMENT! WBR

Indiana has won 5 national championships. Caleb Williams is gonna be awesome on the Bears. I am not gay. Important to keep the facts in mind on a day like today.