Absolutely hilarious web design from Expedia where they just make up a price, immediately change it when you click on it, then threat that if you don't book right away they'll change it again. Strong Darth Vader energy from this company.

And a KILLER comedy night featuring:

Mateen Stewart
Alex Falcone
Jay Flats
Alyssa Poteet

I feel the same way about the 4th as I do about Christmas. I know that the people who are REALLY into it are assholes but I do like days with an official color scheme and menu.

The amount I love professional fireworks is exactly even with the amount I hate amateur fireworks. You bought a suckass version of the coolest thing and put it 20 feet from my ear drums and all my flammable stuff and all the neighborhood dogs? Cool but what if you didn't.

Buying somebody a book as a gift is cool it's like 'here's some homework I'm gonna check in with you about constantly.'

It's weird how charging the same price as hotels for something that's less enjoyable for everybody involved isn't a killer business model.

Whenever people say 'you can't make this shit up' I feel like I could. I don't know maybe you suck at making stuff up but I'm pretty good at it.

Now they just have to figure out which expensive lie it's taking place in, the metaverse or the Mars colony.

You gotta admit the Titanic killing again after all these years is the comeback of the century.

There should be more ugly models. I don't need a shirt that looks good on a 10, show me what shirt turns a 4 into a 4.5, that's what I need.

Idea. A movie about a famous chef who dies and his sous has to pretend he's still alive long enough to get a new Michelin review. Weekend at Béarnaise.

The goal of golf is to get the lowest score so I remain the undefeated champion of the world with a total lifetime of zero strokes.

If you go to the college of hypnotherapy how do you know you actually attended and they didn't just charge you tuition then convince you that you'd learned it all.

Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music.

The Righteous Brothers / The Blood Brothers

'fuhrers only'

New episode of the podcast: is powerlifting the best thing ever? We asked Rachele Friedland.

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