feeling flirty (and follow up tweet, 'i ate a vegetable & my body was like wait what')

i say tomo instead of tomorrow and to quote pat regan thats just what works for me and my family

'food is medicine' - me eating one salad after ordering pad thai & spring rolls for din three days in a row

going to visit hometown =
40% overeating
50% hearing about terrible things that have happened to acquaintances
10% wine

🚨 Miss Peppermint. BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER & Catherine Cohen, The Twist...? She's Fake will be my special guests at the May 8 Town Hall stop of the B*g Natural tour here in NYC‼️ Two of the greatest performers we have and me?!? It’s too much. MichelleCollinsLive.com for the comedy event of the season 😍😍😍

🚨 ON SALE NOW! 🚨 Get your tickets at berksnest.com/catherine - we'll see you in August.

Catherine Cohen, The Twist...? She's Fake O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire

i like when a actress eats a french frie :-)

Just announced! 💃 Following her acclaimed Netflix special, Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Catherine Cohen, The Twist...? She's Fake brings 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘦 back to London on Fri 30 Aug.

⏰ Pre-Sale: 9am, Thur 11 April. Sign up at berksnest.com/catherine for access
🎟️ General Sale: 10am, Fri 12 April

if a earthquake happens in nyc and im not there???? not possible actually :) missing out on things does not fit my narrative :)

literally the only ppl on raya are ex-snowboarders. next question

i can't wait to walk down a staircase in europe

this is a pic of me listening to the song 'bad guy' by billie eilish

to order seamless when ur 20 mins from home...is there a high higher????????

KIDS R ALWAYS ON THEYR PHOENE IM SO ANGRY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivette Desktop: The Girl Who Went To Paris Once

★ ★ 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗗 ★ ★

Catherine Cohen, The Twist...? She's Fake is an American comedian, actress, and singer. Her live comedy performances combine stand-up comedy with cabaret-style songs 🎺

📆 2 July 2024 | 📍 Liberty Hall, Dublin

🎟️ Tickets on sale This Wednesday 10am

if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does anyone know why my crush feels comfortable not watching my insta stories?

i'm the billie eilish of my friend group :) just learned about her :)

i feel so connected to my ancestors when i pay in cash...

my fave part of the wedding is when the best man tramples over my lifeless body