Just found out that my pal Kerry Postlewhite is standing for The Labour Party in Melksham and Devizes

She would be a brilliant Member of Parliament - if it's your neck of the woods, check out Kerry Postlewhite

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Daffodils!

You've got to love Aussie marketing

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Can’t see a picture in this, so maybe it’s an abstract Sunday

One of our favourite Cambridge customs doesn’t involve robes at all 🥰

In spring a mother duck and her new ducklings are carefully led from the courts of Corpus Christi, across the road through the gates of St Catharine's College, then over to Queens' College to the river Cam

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Another person who shilly shallies and hides their meaning

April 13 marked 48 years since the spark that set off the Lebanese war. So I thought I'd tell a personal war story. Because I’m still not free of the shock that's tightly coiled in every cell of my body, and 'cause we had no social media to tell our stories—we were on our own. 1/

What do you mean, that mashed potatoe isn't for me?

A record amount is expected to be bet on the big race today, the Taibach Grand National gets under starters orders at 5:15 in Port Talbot. Bookies favourite Whose Jumpers That Pullover is currently 12/1 trained and ridden by local legend Dafad Iwan.

Oh and in reference to the pictures of my dad where he looks older than his years, this is him aged 17.

That's the problem with a lot of commentators: they hide their meaning behind technical language

The reason this stupid deranged woman didnt see the pension crisis coming is she fired Tom Scholar the perm sec HM Treasury and I know never spoke to anyone in the pension industry and only took advice from extreme crackpots IEA and other fellow traveling free market…

This week on Wonkhe: This week’s card from Hugh Jones’s postbag brings you the world’s most unusual university Hugh Jones wonkhe.com/blogs/higher-e…

🚨🚨🚨 University of York Vice-Chancellor says half of all universities are cutting jobs and courses. What that means is that the prospectus you or your kids sign up for may be nothing like what you get. Are you happy with that? 🚨🚨🚨

Best of luck to our last minute Grand National entry Teifi Temptress at Aintree today. Make WALES proud...!!! #GrandNational

Happy goat.. 😂

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