liberal media: you guys it's so f'd up that tucker carlson would PLATFORM a guy like vladamir putin!

also liberal media: watch our exclusive interview where netanyahu PINKY PROMISES that nursery was full of hamas babies!!!

as a comedian it feels weird being serious on social media but it also feels weird that all of us are complicit in a livestreamed genocide. i guess what i'm saying is if you can't handle me at my Free Palestine then you don't deserve me at my y'ALL A COUPLE OR JUST FUCKIN???

only thing more embarrassing than being in the IDF is being a Friend of the IDF

The legend Jaffer Khan

henry kissinger dies surrounded by friends, family, and a fiery sulfuric hole in the ground

*reagan, nixon, rumsfeld, chained together in the afterlife, shoveling coal in silence
*suddenly a familiar voice from behind them - 'looks like y'all could use a hand'
*they turn around in slow motion to the opening riff of the boys are back in town

americans can't wrap their heads around palestinians violently resisiting being locked in a cage but every 4th of july celebrate white people violently resisting high taxes

NYC! next Illuminati Presents will be guest hosted by Jaffer Khan & Kelly Bachman w Gabe Mollica ely kreimendahl Clara Olshansky Daddy Jared Schwartz & Vishal from Indian Matchmaking!!! proceeds will be donated to Gaza relief funds :)

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2023 NAKBA

Hell no I didn’t want to be the photographer who document this tragedy

11,000 Palestinians killed what should Hamas's 'proportional' response be?

You never see white men on TV quibbling about what response would be 'proportional' when Palestine is attacked

The super mom
She kept pulling her 2 kids for more than 5 hours which is 14 km
From Gaza coast to the middle area

99.5% civilian casualties is not 'collateral damage', it is the obvious goal. The hostages being bombarded alongside the Palestinians while Israel refuses a ceasefire, that's the real collateral damage. Israel's collateral damage is Israelis

RIP Liza! 😔
My cat passed away a few hours ago and there was no way to find a vet to help her.
I’m really losing a lot everyday.

This episode of parks and rec surprisingly relatable rn #ceasefirenow

Reporting from the middle area, I was going to buy my grandma water and an Israeli air strike hit a house near by.

how else can I RADICALIZE my friends to be BOTHERED BY A GENOCIDE

Remember zionists are not normal people zionists are people like Amy schumer and Michael raparort #freepalestine #CeasefireNOW

This episode of seinfeld surprisingly relevant rn #freepalestine

You guys 2 things can be true at once. You can grieve the senseless loss of Israeli citizens AND you can grieve the loss of Matthew Perry. BE HUMAN!!!!! #MatthewPerryRIP