Patiently waiting for the humbling majesty of the Northern Lights. So far all I’ve seen is next door's cat, sitting on our back fence, noisily licking its own arse.

Apparently, in a lifetime, on average we now spend 229,000 hours sleeping, 90,000 hours working and 41234777554678 hours cleaning the f**ng air fryer.

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Just two weeks to go til blast off.. (And not all that long til Father’s Day either. 🤔)

#tootthatshooktheworld !

Just finished Samuel Burr ‘s ‘The Fellowship of Puzzlemakers’. What a glorious book. Charming and quirky and.. just joyous. And out tomorrow! Buy it and join the fellowship!

Natalie Elphicke defecting is terrible for Labour. The optics are that Labour and Tory are close enough in policy for this to happen.. and also that there is no bar low enough to allow entry to the PLP. I’d have told her to f* off.

Oh hello.. the brilliant Clare Pooley has a bone to pick! x🤘🏻

Good old Boris. Always there to remind us that Eton is bloody expensive for a place with a solid track record for churning out overconfident blokes who are thick as f*ing mince.

The Tories are selfish, greedy and uncaring elitists. They’re the bad guys. They’ve always been the bad guys. In films Arnie shoots the bad guys, Bruce Willis throws the bad guys off a building, Liam Neeson hunts them down, ... you know what they don’t do? vote for them.

Remember, when you vote today, the Conservative Party is - from top to bottom - a scam designed to make obscenely rich people richer.

Man vs Baby I can attest to what great read this is. Heartwarming and funny.

This time next month I’ll qualify for this. Assuming I’m not dead by then. 🤞🏻😂

Love this pod! And had a great time chatting all things Frank & Red. Thank You The Northern Connection x

Has anyone else got one of these faulty sofas? Thinking of returning ours. Not sure what the fault is exactly, but basically every time my arse touches it someone asks me to do something.