.Brian Mitchell and I were raised in the “one cuts, the other chooses” school of sibling sharing. We both got pretty good at cutting even halves.

It’s a lesson for politics, policymaking, and life… but brilliantly displayed every year (sometimes more than once a year) by the world’s most powerful athletes. Don’t celebrate too early!

According to a survey of 100 pollen-bearing trees.

Fun brouhaha in #CD16 - word on the street is that there are 2 “overvote” ballots in Santa Clara that would be recounted for Low.

Seems like there’s already blowback to idea of doing a recount. A number of things could advantage Low or Simitian if they were the only one left…

Here’s hoping the big dude in the green shirt kicked his ass, because white hat guy doesn’t look up to the task. 🍺 💦 Mathieu Van der Poel #ParisRoubaix

It happened again! Every morning Seneca Rose (淑 麗) is supposed to say goodbye to mom before she leaves the house, or Jodi Hicks will track her down. Today Seneca left early to get Temple Coffee… so she got a visit from mom in her robe. #AlwaysSayGoodbye

Many know how much I love all the nerdy election data stuff, but there’s few things I love more than the fandom for the PDI early vote tracker. It’s a great CA tradition, and thanks to Los Angeles Magazine for the little write up. H/t Alex Cohen for sending this.

First time we’ve seen #lightthebeam from our house.

More Friday election news: Phil Pluckebaum for City Council will avoid a runoff against incumbent Katie Valenzuela for District 4 according to Paul Mitchell.

“Phil wins outright by 116 votes.”

🚨 Breaking: Paul Mitchell tells me
Asm. Kevin McCarty has made the runoff for mayor

So it’s McCarty vs Dr. Flo Cofer - she/her for the Sacramento mayors race

Ok guys, I did it… probably last TV interview of the primary cycle and landed the cycling metaphor!

Proposition 1 can be called now. It is up by 22,000 votes, which doesn’t seem a lot, but of the remaining 150k ballots outstanding that means the No side would need to win 86,000 - 64,000.

Take the 40k+ from Alameda County that prop 1 wins by double digits off the table, and…

The only thing worse than our rigging of the election is our lack of expediency!

All women should take medical advice from an eccentric billionaire who made a car that does fart noises. 💨

It’s important that women not get their medical advice from Elon Musk

Pro cycling facts. 👇

Strange....

For some reason, the state with the most searches for VPN software to mask your computer's location is in... Texas?

Maybe because PornHub is blocking there? chron.com/culture/articl…