My #pretendvacation gets better & better- Skinny Bitches, Jilly Cooper and a wee bit of posing in my Sunshine Yellow bikini. Yay 💗

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just #joeandme #pretendvacation #sunnyandwarm

just joe and me #pretendvacation #sunnyandwarm

#PretendVacation Blackberry iced tea

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What the heck is this?

Like his mom always ready to travel #pretendvacation Luke Lauritsen

coming up to the end of this #pretendvacation and where else but #Peleliu ?

With large supplies of top-quality fitba, fluffy-crust pizza, and mediocre beer, it's almost like I'm back in BsAs or Montevideo - but of course it's still freezing and I'm just on #pretendvacation

The ceaseless copyedit/republication work is over, so my brain is back off to #Aitutaki , in the Cook Islands, for more #pretendvacation , completely burned out

#pretendvacation continues to Monaco; there's nothing like the December morning light on the Med

Getting my ocean vibes form my snowed in studio during lockdown. #pretendvacation

The heat's back on, so it's not so bad, but I'd really rather be back in #Rarotonga rather than just still on #pretendvacation

Things are turning up, but it's the end of the week and I'd rather've spent this time actually back in #Pohnpei than still freezing on #pretendvacation

there is drama going on, and I greatly wish that instead of just more #pretendvacation , I was actually out in the remote tranquility of Majuro, in the #MarshallIslands

Apparently I have vastly more edit work left than I thought, and I really wish I was back in the solitude of #Kosrae to do it - but nope, still just #pretendvacation

Having infrastructure problems again; this'd be a lot easier to deal with back on #MafiaIsland , off Tanzania, rather than on #pretendvacation , not least because there it doesn't really get this cold

Being back on this beach in Florida would be awesome but alas the government is asking me not to do international travel right now. #pretendvacation #doastheysaynotastheydo #ableg

A great big oversized tote that’ll make you feel like you’re headed for the beach. ( Even when you’re just lugging your clothes to the laundromat.) #upyourgame #pretendvacation #giantbag