I know I'm gonna lose points for this but Happy Pride whatever-it-is. I experience time as a liquid and rn my brain is an hourglass rolling down a steep hill, I barely pay attention to my calendar, just know I love you, mama needs to lie down now 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾

I painted the asexual sky!

In this series, I'm going to talk a great deal about my achievements, and drop a solid anecdote you can barely glean something from. You will come out admiring me and learning very little. Join my master-class now.

Thank you for making the last weekend of Melbourne International Comedy Festival an absolute cracker!

Jay Wymarra was brilliant & Oliver Coleman was at his absurd best

All shows will be on our pod stream soon!

#micf #micf 2023 #comedy #melbournecomedy #Melbournednd #dnd #dnd comedy #live #podcast

Saw the fabulous 2 Lauren Boks and minimum chips and Jay Wymarra in 'An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks' last night! Great split bill of 2 fun, cheeky acts. A very funny evening with a coupla boisterous babes: bit of sketch, bit of standup, and a KILLER finale 😉

My favourite thing about Melbourne? They will never run out of scruffy, bespectacled hipsters wearing patterned sweaters underneath their rainjackets. Times may change, but that will remain.

What happens when you comparative syndrome to someone who compares themselves to you? Does the loop go on until some kind of portal appears?

Ok, it needs work but hear me out... Jurassic Park but its just an US tour group in present-day wilderness Australia. And they're only saved because one of them was actually listening to Blackfullah tour guide. 👍 or 👎

(7/10)
•Jay Wymarra - An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks
•Lizzy Hoo - Woo Hoo!
•Matthew Vasquez - Chilean Like the Miners
•Michael Hing - Long Live The Hing
•Nina Oyama - We Should Hang Out!

I'm officially a grown up. You want proof...? I just had a nightmare that I hadn't updated my bank details with work. That's it.

Stop is 25 today!!! 🥳 To celebrate its 25th anniversary, here is a new, fun video from our original shoot 25 years ago! 💃 Watch it here: spicegirls.lnk.to/StopAlt

#Stop25 Spice Girls

Happy International Women's Day to ALL women 🙏🏽

Finally got around to watching Clerks III... I might not be Gen X and I know criticism comes from all directions when it comes to View Askew, but honestly? Well, damn KevinSmith -you got me. You got me good. I can't possibly ask you for more so I'll just say thanks man 👍👍

The Miley Cyrus breakup anthem is more relatabke to people like me who can't stand Valentines day.

Today is the anniversary of me finding out the deepest held amd unquestioned racial beliefs of people on my feed. #changethedate #InvasionDay

If we're so worried about carbon emissions, perhaps its time we made perfecting teleportation a priority #imnotfacetiousyouare

Why it defies beleif. Could it be a monocle popping, side splitting split-bill comedy show with 2 Lauren Boks and minimum chips and moi, at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next year?!? Well then, better sharpen that charleston of yours and come see us:
11-26 March, 2023
6.20pm Melbourne Town Hall
📸 Nick Robertson