Wellness influencer really means running experiments on people without ethical oversight or attention to basic principles of research. Let’s get anecdotes!

'Wellness Trendsetter'?

I prefer to not approach my wellbeing the same way I approach what clothes I'm wearing lately, but okay.

Double.
Meet Down.
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mallory (she/her)💬 Mallory, she's NOT anti-glasses. They are a 'cute accessory'!

My cute accessory allows me to read, drive, and, well, see...

🚩 Increasingly, use of word 'holistic' = major red flag for bunk! 🚩

Urine soaked chewing gum.

Your own urine is Big Pharma’s best kept secret. They don’t want you to know that it’s packed with nutrients and healing properties, which are most potent when delivered sublingually (under the tongue) via chewing gum.

Double.
Meet Down.
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Everyone showing up to the biohacking conference next month.

Hey dōTERRA Essential Oils USA, me again.

Can your reps claim that your oils “have an effect on spike protein in covid”?

When you have a sec, dōTERRA Essential Oils USA 🫶🏻

The rep is liking comments related to the vaccine now. I wonder what she’d say in a private DM about it.

Social Media Playbook (dōTERRA Essential Oils USA edition)

1. Ignore posts asking if reps are allowed to claim their oils 'have an effect on spike proteins in covid'

2. Block folks reiterating this question.

Simple.

Healing starts with Hokey Pokey 🙏🏻💦

The *s around every single claim directing to the 'actually, no' disclaimer would be COMICAL if it wasn't so disturbingly predatory.

. Jennifer Gunter sent me a turmeric product page being advertised in the menopause space and its so scammily predatory its absurd. Hey U.S. FDA FTC - time for some warning letters.
thepauselife.com/products/turme…