Goddamn guinea pig has given me ringworm.

Zoonoses are real, people.

Now to avoid my GP and attempt to treat it myself using medicines licensed for dogs and cats….. like a proper vet. 😂

#vettwitter
#BloodyGuineaPigs
#ringworm

As the Actress said to the Bishop… #comeoutforlove

Thank you! And enjoy!!!

Having been the living embodiment of this picture for the last 36 hours I am… back… though very snotty, but still!

All aboard the Santa Paws Express with saints! 🚂12M pets will be on the move this festive season, so we’ve helped launch some ulti-mutt tips with RoryTheVet to help pet parents plan for travelling with their P.E.T.S. during the great Christmas pet migration. ❤️

Everybody remembers their first time 😂

If my testicles were bright blue I’d be up a tree showing them off too.

Join our Career Connections event & meet fellow career explorers - find mentors to support your next steps, make friends, find jobs & know you are not alone. Let's hang out Vet Shows fill in this form & let's get connected RoryTheVet ManyPets UK bit.ly/CareerConnecti…

I got a Christmas email today NO

Haha I know there are many people that need to hear this 😂

Humans… forever putting themselves in odd positions for their cat’s comfort

Thank you for your service Ma’am, go and find him and rest in peace together ❤️

What brilliant news that The Kept Animals Bill is on the move again on the 19th of September! Thank you to everyone for your tireless calls for action and so many organisations and individuals for your support! 😊🥳💪

#DontForgetAnimals #ActionForAnimals

Battersea Public Affairs @Battersea_ RSPCA (England & Wales) BritishVets Blue Cross UK Focus On Animal Law Cat The Vet RoryTheVet Dogs Trust 💛🐶 pity to see Joey Essex who claimed to condemn ear cropping & be a dog welfare advocate purchasing his own mutilated puppy to parade on social media, right?

Wooohooo 🥳 Over 20k! What a great way to start a Monday 😊💪 This petition isn’t mine it is all of ours, everyone that fought so hard for actions within this bill. It’s been 14 months! Together we can ensure they #DontForgetAnimals

Sign: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6194…

📸🐾 Do you know a young photographer under 19? Get them to enter our #RSPCAYoungPhotographer Awards - but hurry, as the closing date is soon! We want to see their brilliant animal photography skills for a chance to win some great prizes 🏆 Find out more: bit.ly/1WOvp7r

We have @rorythevet up next, who’s presenting our new #CatColleagues category, which is sponsored by our friends at Feliway. This year we wanted to celebrate those cats who bring joy to the workplace or make working from home a pleasure. #NationalCatAwards

Guys, I think I’ve solved it. Hear me out...

We make any day the temperature goes above 32C in the UK an automatic bank holiday

And then watch the big corporations scramble to fix climate change ASAP