Friends - Humor is my offense, my defense, my armor, my sword, my fuel, my heartbeat against PTSD. This issue is dear to my heart and as a Keynote Speaker(not sure what that is) I am contracted(doing it for free) to share this. If my small insignificant words can lift someone,…

Friends - Kristi Noem let's just get this out of the way I never liked you. You are a POS and if Donald J. Trump stopped short your cowboy boots would be hanging out of his ass! But this is not the reason for my tweet. Kris, can I call you Kris? Meet LouRay, named after two 9/11…

Friends - 20 years ago today former NFL star and Army Ranger was killed in combat by friendly fire. Pat Tillman to this day is the Hero I never met. He left a high salary high profile life in the NFL to enlist after 9/11/01. His unquestioning patriotism, heroism & sacrifice for…

Friends - Donald J. Trump hey Chunks the Con, just a tip from you're uncle John while you are in court tomorrow playing trumpet with your balloon knot. youtube.com/watch?v=BLZ6ia…

Friends - The former President of the United States shit himself in court. Why is anyone afraid of this man? #ChunksTheConMadeBoomBoomInHisPants

Friends - Calling on all REAL MEN to support Women's Rights! GOP and all you dumpy tiny dick white fake Christian chalky card carrying brothers humping sisters racists. Abortion is healthcare. Women's rights are equal rights. And not one of you should tell ANY WOMAN what they…

Friends - GOP serious question. Name one thing, one piece of legislation, one moment that you can say you helped better the lives of you're constituents and the American people? Instead of lying, cheating, election interference, insurrection, trying to destroy this Country,…

Friends - Donald J. Trump listen up Chunks the Con. Praying my ass! You have no God! STFU You were sleeping Dick Fart!

Friends - Donald J. Trump let's unpack this word orgy you broke ass bitch. One, you're kid doesn't even like you. Two, Joe Biden has nothing to do with you being a career criminal and con man. Three, the judge is treating you like any other defendant because you are on trial…

Friends - Donald J. Trump shut up you broke ass con man. You are nothing more then a whiny little sniffling low IQ sick twisted racist diaper wearing Russia loving money laundering charity stealing spouse cheating threat to democracy, traitor and career criminal! And now you are…

Friends - Ben Shapiro boned Matt Wallace who then boned Charlie Kirk who then gave birth to Richard Strocher 𝕏 who crapped a Brigitte Gabriel which created the parasite Nick Adams (Alpha Male) . I wish I was making this up, but sadly I am not. And it is backed by science, and by over…

Friends - That minor earthquake in NYC a few hundred feet up in the air helped my morning poop. The hell with coffee, I am ordering earthquakes every morning.

Friends - Charlie Kirk the broken dental educational Ken doll with smooth front and no working male parts, say's women in their early 30's are not in their prime and some bullshit about the dating pool. Basically this dickless mangina is insulting all women over the age of 30.…

Dear Mom -(4/2/06) You passed on a Sunday in the afternoon. 18 years later the town of Commack still hears my echoing scream of pain and sorrow. It was two hours before I let them take your body. I then carried you're lifeless body through the tiny hallway of you're apartment as…

Friends - Happy #TransDayOfVisibility , Happy Easter, Happy I don't give a fuck what you celebrate just don't be a dick Day! For the bloated grievance filled fake Christians attention seeking minions who crave the Twitter spotlight, perhaps remove some of those dyed eggs out of

Friends - GOP , GOP Trolls, MAGA, Conspiracy Theorists and fucking idiots. Mourn the lost in the Baltimore bridge collapse first before you become the colossal POS you truly are and spread misinformation. A ship that lost power hit a bridge. Try steering a 160,000 ton ship with

Friends - Donald J. Trump - Chunks the Con, you won no Club Championship, you colossal lying pathetic diaper wearing attention seeking career criminal narcissist POS. What you did win was 'accountably' and slowly you are being held accountable for being the repugnant repulsive…

Friends - Speaker Mike Johnson listen up Bible Dick. Here is a little tip from your uncle John. Before that rabid repulsive webbed footed spotted dog monkey @MTG gets you voted out of leadership with a motion to vacate. Perhaps you might want to grow a set of Abe Lincolns and put a…