I didn’t think it was possible to love Elton John more than I already did

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up Heinz Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

Add some much-needed calm to your next Parish Council video meeting with our virtual backgrounds: ow.ly/9dud50Ds2CK

I lost my necklace containing my Dads ashes in Southsea, rose garden, pier area on Monday. Devastated doesn't come close! Desperate to find it. Please, please retweet, i don't have many followers?

I really wish Malcolm Tucker would return for a one off sketch on Dominic Cummings..Malcolm Tucker

1/ Our job retention scheme has now supported more than 8 million jobs and over a million businesses.

Today I announced the final phase of this eight-month scheme. This thread outlines how we’ll introduce flexible furloughing in the coming months.👇

Can’t they just let the public ask the questions that are relevant and important. All this political witch hunting is complete bollocks now 😡

Not long left to cast your vites to dexide what we’ll be doing next week foe #twitterbakeoff

Righto. Bake off number 79,213 I think and here are the entries. Voting ends at 7:30 tomorrow. In no particular order:
Imnotfromsparks Legs Zoe🎀 @InLockdown88 @PeevedFerret Jayne M Paula Wright Lily Cookie Urch @sarahmi96170704

It feels odd having to say so, but the government cannot order anyone back to work. Nor can employers be ordered to instruct employees to return. If an employer doesn’t think it is safe they are not obliged to resume operations, they remain subject to their legal duties.

I found a new app to create stuff 😂😂 this sums up my week with a shit load of gardening thrown in 🌱

@PeevedFerret Jayne M Zoe🎀 @SmallsLites Mel🏊♥️ Lily 🌳🐈🐈‍⬛CathArtic🐶🐕🐓🐔 Imnotfromsparks Postmidlifecriseswoman

Ok, here’s your poll for next week’s 6th #lockdownbakeoff

Fab post on @DesignSparkRS
From Dr Lucy Rogers FREng about how companies on the Isle of Wight are getting stuck into making #PPE rs-online.com/designspark/en…

Apparently IW Council workers can download the app today, this is a council issued phone 😂😂 cant see that happening any time soon.

My garden companion today, the lazy little shit wants to pick up a spade....

God bless #Gogglebox . Love this.

Every week after the kitchen disco, you can come to the aftershow party at around 7pm where I'll sip my cocktail & sing an extra song that isn't disco but might be FUN (or just a bit deranged, but what the hey). This is from Friday's. Julie Andrews ALWAYS makes me feel better. ❤️

Three local businesses have joined forces to provide desperately needed clothing for local carers during the current Covid-19 pandemic. Rapanui® @RobinHillIW #IsleofWight #IWNews #IOW #Coronavirus #COVID19 countypress.co.uk/news/18417946.…

All the bakes are in for Pastry Week!! Get ready to vote!!
Imnotfromsparks Cookie Urch Legs Mel🏊♥️ Paula Wright miss.ces @SmallsLites @PeevedFerret Lily Sheps @BeTheMagpie DK Booksniffer

Our bakers are now selling their flour in store to help you enjoy baking at home. There's bread flour, plain flour and self raising flour at 60p for 1kg, bigger 16kg bags are available too and bakery yeast 50g for 20p.
#FeedingTheNation #ItsMoreThanOurJob #Baking #Flour