choosing chaos today so I’m just gonna say it, Beyoncé is Sondheim and Taylor Swift is Andrew Lloyd Webber

The fact of the matter is I’m headlining in Los Angeles next Friday, April 19 💐

Send this to a gay person or anyone with taste in LA 🎫 tinyurl.com/AllisonOConorL…

What if we kissed in the Twisters booth where customers can stand & have air blown all over them?

Stay with me the world is dark and wild

SAT 4/6: Garrett and Allison's Big Night
Allison O'Conor & Garrett Williams, BFA present a lineup of the hottest comedians in showbiz!

Featuring:
💐joe castle baker
💐rose kelso
💐youngmi mayer
💐Keara Sullivan
💐Phoebe Robinson
💐S A M M Y
💐raina

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mvk774sc

SAT 4/6: Garrett and Allison's Big Night 💐
Allison O'Conor and Garrett Williams, BFA present a lineup of the hottest comedians in showbiz!

Featuring joe castle baker rose kelso youngmi mayer Keara Sullivan Phoebe Robinson S A M M Y + raina!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mvk774sc

This:

JOAN CUSACK OSCAR WHEN?!?

SAT 4/6: Garrett and Allison's Big Night 💐
Glamorous comedians Allison O'Conor and Garrett Williams, BFA present a lineup of the hottest comedians in showbiz!

Featuring joe castle baker, rose kelso, youngmi mayer, Keara Sullivan, and Phoebe Robinson!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mvk774sc

PLEASE HELP! My friends took a 3D house tour and I haven't heard back from them in over 9 months

Allison O’Conor makes me scream laugh! the community is finally healing. Buy tickets to Pretty Major! Every second and fourth Tuesday. Union Hall -Brooklyn.

Rolling in the deep is the amazing grace of our generation

This happened to me

Adele's 'Rolling In The Deep' without autotune

SAT 4/6: Garrett and Allison's Big Night 💐
Glamorous comedians Allison O'Conor and Garrett Williams, BFA present a lineup of the hottest comedians in showbiz!

Featuring: joe castle baker rose kelso youngmi mayer Keara Sullivan + Sophia Wilson Pelton!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/mvk774sc

i talk about it everyday 🤭

Knowing me I’d forget all about it and then later be all what is banging around in the dryer and then oh shit it’s that sculptural arms holding a bouquet vest I was supposed to hang that up